Zetus Lupetus

Best movie in all of eternity. 

(Source: mjolnr, via pacefulee)

sparky-sparkerson:

cptfantasy:

Housecat meets bobcat

“why are you trapped in there, tiny orange bobcat”

I read that in Thor’s voice….

(via cross-species-friendship)

theshirelock:

have you ever thought about how weird hiccups are like you can go for months without getting them but then one day your diaphragm just decides to start spasming and you have no choice but to go along with it

I can’t even fathom going months without hiccuping. I seriously hiccup once a day. I am so weird.

To be fair, the woman holding the sign is clearly being sarcastic. But if people are seriously saying that, and they probably are, I don’t even know where to begin with how stupid that is.

(Source: overhumor, via danicashmanica)

doctorwho:

Meanwhile, on set of the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special….

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

favabean05:

truthandglory:

assbanditkirk:

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

Two things to know about Canada!

1. We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
2. We are sorry if you don’t

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case:

1. It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 185 degrees Fahrenheit. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees.
2. The 79 year old woman had this cup of 185F coffee between her legs when it spilled so 185F coffee spilled on her genitals
3. She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.
4. She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage
5. When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.
6. It was the courts that awarded her the amount of money she got. Again, she only wanted hospital bills and court costs
7. McDonald’s changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case
8. So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.

I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 185F water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.

So sit the fuck down, Canada.

Edit: I have corrected the actual temperature upon further research into the case. Point still stands, it was hotter than the company policy stated.

HOLY CRAP! I’m so glad I know this now! WTF!

doctorwho:

via Broadway.com: Doctor Who’s Arthur Darvill & Joanna Christie Set as New Leads of B’way’s Once

Ooooh myyyyyy Gooooood!

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

isabelledaughterofhades:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

 

(via leiloria)

*Cackling*

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-fourteenth-doctor)

sirmitchell:

and two Moms.